On 10/8/16 8:24 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 10/8/16 12:28 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 10/8/2016 10:57 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats
plus airfares, accommodation
etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to
be on the same day as his
wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's
Church, in New York City, at
5pm. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes
$190,000 a year!

She will be the one in the white dress.

(Krause...that was a joke.)

Too late. He's got his bags packed and on the way out the door.

HARRY, CMON BACK. IT WAS A JOKE.


Why would I be interested in a short, overweight girl waiting at a church?

She's more your style and besides, according to the joke, she earns more
than your entire family collectively ever earned in a calendar year.


I repeat. It' s a joke.



See "up there" where I wrote, "according to the joke"? You should play
out the joke and marry the girl, though. She's an earner, someone no one
in your family ever was or will be.