A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats plus airfares, accommodation
etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his
wedding - so he can't go.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Peter's Church, in New York City, at
5pm. Her name's Louise. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., good cook, makes $190,000 a year!

She will be the one in the white dress.

(Krause...that was a joke.)