Dear Susan,
I love you! Boatracing needs chicks like you. You are invited to
polish my knob to a high gloss while I squirt my phone number on your
chin. Balls on your forhead!
Lots of love,
Mike
" wrote in message ...
You are cordially invited
To our Private Party tonight
With belles & beaus & ribbons
All dressed up just to delight
If you seek a flight of fancy
Secret pleasures all through the night
Show your invite at the door
Black Tie only will suffice.
RSVP-The Black Tie Game at Ladera
http://www.laderagentlemensclub.com/