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Boatracer11f
 
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Dear Susan,

I love you! Boatracing needs chicks like you. You are invited to
polish my knob to a high gloss while I squirt my phone number on your
chin. Balls on your forhead!

Lots of love,
Mike

" wrote in message ...
You are cordially invited

To our Private Party tonight

With belles & beaus & ribbons

All dressed up just to delight

If you seek a flight of fancy

Secret pleasures all through the night

Show your invite at the door

Black Tie only will suffice.

RSVP-The Black Tie Game at Ladera

http://www.laderagentlemensclub.com/