On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 17:09:30 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

If I was you Ditzy, I'd stop boasting about all my guns. The simple way might be where people would just take you or your wife hostage and force you to open the safe.

Jeeez, you must really value guns up there, Donnie. Kidnapping for some guns? Holy smokes.