Since April my humane trapping method has yielded six chipmunks, four squirrels, and one peanut
butter loving cowbird. Except for one chipmunk, they were all released without harm. The chipmunks
get a long ride first, and then they must find a new home in the woods. The squirrels and the
cowbird get released immediately. My lovely wife won't let me dress and freeze the squirrels. Don't
know why.

The one chipmunk get caught when I was away for the weekend. Usually I'll 'unset' the trap, but the
mind is getting worse every year.

I'm thinking in another 20-25 years it will have deteriorated to Donnie's level.