On Tuesday, March 29, 2016 at 7:46:42 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:

There's a really interesting waterfront
house/compound I like, and one of these days, there will be a For Sale
sign on it, so I can go take a peek. It's a multi-million dollar
property, for sure.

Maybe not. In that price range they'll likely pre-qualify to weed out the trash.