I guess this is creating havoc in Canada.



The flood of Trump fearing American liberals sneaking across the border
into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for
increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The Republican
Presidential primary campaign is prompting an exodus among left leaning
citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and live
according to conservative ideas about the Constitution.


Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology
professors, global warming activists, and "green" energy proponents
crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other
day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said
Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North
Dakota. “The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I
could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't
have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay,
eh?" In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher
fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers
that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just keep coming.

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals
near the Canadian border, pack them into electric cars and drive them
across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves
after the battery dies.

"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an
Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single
bottle of Perrier drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa
Valley cabernet, though, and some kale chips."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often
wailing loudly that they fear assassination from Trump high hairers.
Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build
re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer
and study the Constitution.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the
border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to
buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half- dozen
young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration
authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior
citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were
alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The
Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an
official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage, buying up all the Barbara
Streisand c.d.'s, and renting all the Michael Moore movies. "I really
feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't
support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors
does one country need?"



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