On Sat, 5 Mar 2016 11:47:29 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/5/16 10:23 AM, John H. wrote:
On Sat, 5 Mar 2016 10:11:44 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 3/5/16 10:08 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/5/16 9:31 AM, Tim wrote:

7:07 AMKeyser Söze
On 3/5/16 7:30 AM, John H. wrote:


As a commander, I often inspected my troops and their equipment.
Usually I saw things
that were overlooked by the NCO's and the troops.


I'll just bet you inspected their "equipment."
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So, what are you insinuating there, Harry?



Well, the three leading assholes contending for the GOP nomination are
bragging about which one has the biggest dick. As a former commander,
Herring could inspect the fellas and their "equipment" and report back.


Oh, damn...too late:

Christie Verifies Size of Trump's Penis
NEW YORK - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie held a press conference
Friday afternoon to personally vouch for the size of Republican
frontrunner Donald Trump's penis. "I have personally seen it, and let me
assure you, it is substantial," Christie said. The New Jersey Governor
refused to divulge the circumstances under which he ascertained the size
of the billionaire's penis, saying only, "I am proud to be associated
with such a big dick."


From Andy Borowitz, of course.

You feeling mesmerized by penis sizes, Krause?
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Obviously you missed your party's last ****ing contest, er, debate.

I watched none of it. You were obviously enthralled.
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