On Sun, 28 Feb 2016 12:41:57 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 2/28/16 12:37 PM, John H. wrote:
On Sun, 28 Feb 2016 11:15:54 -0500, wrote:

On Sun, 28 Feb 2016 08:43:46 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

On 2/28/16 8:11 AM, John H. wrote:


My wife has whatever the latest fancy Apple phone is. She hooked up the Moto G
yesterday, as I didn't feel like messing with it. She was pretty impressed. The
phone's even got a cute young lady that talks and does things. She'll even flip a
coin. Wow.
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Maybe if you pull a trash bag over your head, your new phone and its
cute young lady who talks and does things will have sex with you.
That'll be what, the first time for you in about a dozen years?

How is Siri in the sack?

I'm sure he knows.
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I asked SIRI about you. She said even your wife turns you down. Sorry.

Were you on the top or the bottom for that conversation?
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