On 2/13/2016 5:18 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:

Associate Justice of the Supreme Court Antonin Scalia was found dead
Saturday on a luxury resort in West Texas, federal officials said.

Scalia, 79, was a guest at the Cibolo Creek Ranch, a resort in the Big
Bend region south of Marfa. MySanAntonio.com said he died of apparent
natural causes.

Scalia arrived at the ranch on Friday and attended a private party with
about 40 people, the website of the San Antonio Express News said. When
he did not appear for breakfast, a person associated with the ranch went
to his room and found a body.


At first I thought this was another of your Andy Boriwitz swipes but
then I opened my browser and realized it was for real.