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On Sun, 13 Dec 2015 11:02:14 -0500, Keyser Söze
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A naked man accused of driving 110 mph across Alligator Alley with
*three female passengers* was arrested Saturday afternoon on a DUI
charge, the Florida Highway Patrol reported.

Around 3 p.m., authorities began receiving calls of a Cadillac driving
recklessly, on and off the road, near the middle of Alligator Alley,
according to an arrest report. About 10 minutes later, an FHP trooper
spotted the car as it traveled west toward the Naples area.

The trooper estimated the vehicle's speed at 110 mph. His radar said the
Cadillac was driving 109 mph, reports said.

The trooper stopped the car. He noticed the driver had no shirt on and
an open 12-pack of Corona beer between the driver's seat and the front
passenger seat, reports said. He asked the driver, Noe Dejesus, 33, to
step out of the car.

When Dejesus opened the door, the trooper saw he was naked, reports said.

Dejesus smelled of alcohol, slurred his speech and had bloodshot eyes,
reports said. When he stepped out of the vehicle to put his pants on, he
stumbled and nearly fell. Inside the car the trooper found several empty
or nearly empty beer bottles and a nearly empty bottle of Crown Royal
whiskey.

Dejesus, of Lehigh Acres, declined to perform field sobriety tests and
was arrested. In addition to the DUI charge, he is also facing a
misdemeanor charge of driving without a license.

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Great story to be told here...still.

Just another Mexican taking blow jobs away from Americans. ;-)

Plundering our national resources,three at a time.


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