On Mon, 2 Nov 2015 12:36:38 -0500, Keyser Söze wrote:

Everyone else came up with sentences that ran maybe 100 words.
Mine, properly punctuated from beginning to end, ran 997 words and
covered three blackboards.

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Too bad there's no real market for writers of long run-on sentences
and turgid prose. You might have become wealthy instead of a deadbeat
bankrupt.