....Bill Maher:

“The Republicans are tearing their hair out,” Maher said. “Now, doctors
say the Trump that has been growing inside them is inoperable. Yes,
Donald Trump, America’s great Irish hope, unveiled his immigration plan
this week—and it is huge. It’s a three-point plan called Cinco de Bye-o.
Here are the plans: repeal the 14th amendment, seize the wages of
illegal immigrants who are working here, use that money to build a wall,
and then deport all 11 million of them. Is any of this possible? No. But
it gave millions of Fox News viewers their first erection in years.”

Maher then laid into Trump on the hypocrisy of his anti-immigrant
stance, since two out of three Trump wives have been Eastern European
immigrants with tenuous grasps of the English language.

“Nobody brings this up about Donald Trump, who is always on about, ‘We
can’t have foreigners coming into this country!’” said Maher. “His first
wife is from Czechoslovakia. His current wife is from Slovenia. So, if
you think crawling under a wall is the most disgusting way to become an
American, somewhere there is a Panamanian woman hiding in a truck full
of chickens with ten pounds of heroin-filled condoms in her stomach
who’s thinking, ‘Well, at least I didn’t have to blow Donald Trump.’”

Ouch.