On Fri, 10 Jul 2015 12:18:14 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

"I'd like to introduce you to my little friend", Johnny.
It's called a Blackberry PlayBook and it had a mind of it's own.

I honestly don't wish to meet any of your little friends, Don, especially your little
friend slammer.
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Guns don't cause problems.
Gun owner behavior causes problems.