On 5/24/2015 9:24 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
1. Do you oppose immigration and believe that America is for “Americans
only?”
Nah

2. Do you oppose feminism, and do you believe that motherhood should be
the prime role of women, in order to “strengthen the family unit?”
One question at a time please

3. Do you support the establishment of a new system of education, which
would oversee the “moral development” of children?
Nah

4. Do you believe that the economy and the government should be debt-free?
Of course

5. Do you believe that America should be “energy sufficient,” and that
we should exploit natural resources, such as land and water, in order to
achieve that goal?
Of course
(Bonus question: Is it a good idea to put ‘fossil
fuel-producing corporations,’ like fracking wells, oil rigs and garbage
incinerators in economically depressed regions of the country, to
stimulate economic growth and create jobs for minorities?)
You tell me

6. Do you support the right of citizens to keep and bear arms?
Of course

7. Do you want to do away with the separation of church and state?
Nah


8. Do you want to see the US government get involved in the “spiritual
upbringing” of children?
Nah

9. Are you a true supporter of “traditional American values?”
Is this a trick question?

10. Do you believe that minorities and immigrants are a threat to the
traditional United States?
Some are


1. Oppose labor unions and want to see them outlawed.
That goes without saying. Unions are partially responsible for our
lopsided trade balance.


2. Agree that there is a “war on white people” and that ‘reverse-racism’
is a real problem in the United States.
Partially true

3. Believe that gays present a real threat to “traditional American
values” and the “traditional American family.”
Not unless they try to "shove their views down your throat"

4. Hate “Communists” and are willing to apply that label to everyone you
disagree with politically.
I don't hate anyone


Give yourself 10 points for each question on which your answer is YES.

If you get a really high score, congratulations...you are in sync with
the American Nazi Party.


HOW'D I DO **** FOR BRAINS?


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Respectfully submitted by Justan

Laugh of the day from Krause

"I'm not to blame anymore for the atmosphere in here.
I've been "born again" as a nice guy."