True North wrote:
Keyser says...

"3. You're a real management puke, the sort of guy that when management
says bend over, you bend over and hand the managers a tube of K-Y or a
jar of Vaseline. "


In the Army it was a lot safer to be middle management. (officer), you got to stay clean, comfy and safe when the rank and file are out doing the dangerous fighting.


Horrible sentence structure and more imagined bull****.