On Sunday, April 26, 2015 at 5:11:18 PM UTC-7, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 4/26/15 7:54 PM, Califbill wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 4/26/15 1:51 PM, John H. wrote:
While strolling around the Marina this morning about 7 am., I noticed
a character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels"
and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was
carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that
requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the
Coastguard , the Immigration Office and even the Fire Department.

It is now 11 am, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the
authorities have yet to respond.

I' m starting to think I wasted four stamps.

(Gotta admit it's better than a claim of 220 miles round trip for some fish!)



That's a wonderful post, John, and so really telling of how you feel
about people who are doing you no harm but don't share your particular
set of stupid religious superstitions.

If I happened upon you in those same circumstances, I wouldn't bother
with the stamps because I'd know you wouldn't drown. After all, **** floats.

Lack of reading comprehension.


Oh, I understood another of Herring's lame attempts here at humor, but
his joke still says more about his prejudices than anything else. And it
is true that racist and ethnic and religious haters like Herring, who
are ****, float. And before you jump on the stupid boat yet again, I
don't hate christians. I just don't like their attempts to shove their
superstitions on others, and I don't like it when muslims do the same.

Krause- The irony is you are a gold star graduate from the Borowitz school of journalism.

When Borowitz says the same of others you lap it like a dog to bowl of gravy.