On Sunday, March 15, 2015 at 6:37:24 PM UTC-7, jps wrote:
On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 09:50:23 -0400, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota Meyer.

Bristol said, "He's so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol this time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler, Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

Proving that he is one brave son-of-a-bitch. But then maybe he likes
the idea of being part of a hayseed family known for getting drunk and
brawling at parties.

You fail. He's not marrying into the Kennedy's.