On 2/20/2015 8:49 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:


Kim Jong-Un Praises US for Embracing System of Ruling Dynasty

PYONGYANG - North Korean president Kim Jong-Un said today that he was
"pleasantly surprised" by the United States' apparent embrace of a
system of dynastic rule similar to North Korea's.

"When a nation decides to select its leaders solely on the basis of
their last name, that is a sign of a healthy society," he said.

Kim added that he "totally relates" to Hillary Clinton's silence. No
need to upset the chances of a ruling dynasty.

"I went through the
same thing when I took over," Kim said. "When you have family members
before you who did such an amazing job for their country, that's a tough
act to follow."

Kim added that he believed that having the correct last name qualified a
person to possess an arsenal of nuclear weapons.


Swiped in its entirety from the wonderfully clever satirist, Andy Borowitz.

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