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KC

On 2/16/2015 12:26 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 16 Feb 2015 07:12:55 -0500, Keyser Söze
wrote:

Forecast is calling for 8-12" of snow in our area this evening and
overnight. If it happens, it'll be the first substantial snowfall of
this winter.

I suspect federal employees all over the metro area will be out this
evening, dancing half naked around the fires in the 55-gallon oil drums,
chanting to the Snow Goddess for OPM to shut down offices Tuesday.

I always loved that name. OPM ... Other People's Money. How
appropriate.

If they just call in and say they can't make it, they still get paid.

I process state forms and it's amazing what folks do to screw the state
and not work. Pretty easy really if anybody wants to do it, just find
the right doctor. And what they are "not working" for, most of us
couldn't even get a day off for.