Who Is and Isn't...
Keyser Söze wrote:
Who Is In…and Who Isn’t.
The following are permanent residents of the Illustrious, World Famous
Underground Bozo Bin:
FlaJim/OldFart, because if I wanted to read the sidewalk chalkings of
ignorant 7th graders, I’d head over to the local middle school.
Slammer, for being Slammer. Need I say more?
Tommy Nofingers, for being totally devoid of content. Still.
Someone Else, because mindless perseveration is its own reward.
Heading down the slope to the Bozo Bin:
Wayne, because he really seems to be a bozo.
Still above ground:
Connecticut Scotty because, well, because I am still fascinated by the
behavior of the non-institutionalized insane, and it pays to keep an
eye on them.
Bozo Bin Escapees:
BAR, aka Bertie Robbins, because he seems to have joined the Witness
Protection Program and is “somewhere else,” unless he’s simply
undergone a handle change.
*Stay Tuned...or Not*
How adolescent of you.
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