On 2/4/15 11:51 AM, Tim wrote:
Beautiful day! I'm tempted to dig out the big boat and start working on it. But as soon as I do the weather is going to turn and will be raining ice tomorrow. Still getting the hopes up though...


Obviously, you need help. Here's what works:

Find four nubile virgins and convince them to dance topless in the
moonlight tonight. Not only will the weather stay nice, but you'll be
able to hit up everyone in the crowd that gathers for $10.

P.S. Good luck finding nubile *virgins*



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