On Tuesday, February 3, 2015 at 9:07:43 AM UTC-5, Mr. Luddite wrote:
Tom Brady handed the keys to the 2015 Chevy truck he won as
Superbowl MVP to Malcolm Butler.

I'd have a lot more respect for him if he handed the keys to this guy:

http://news.yahoo.com/james-robertson-detroit-man-walks-21-miles-a-day-campaign-car-201859874.html