On 11/10/2014 11:41 AM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not fat, I'm not little, and my skills are such that if I wanted an
outdoor bar to sit around so I could slurp up the booze, I could call a
few contractors and have it properly built in a couple of weeks.

Skills. Wow. I'm impressed. The idiot manages to dial a phone.