Planning to get me a nice holiday gift?
I'd really like a Vortex Viper PST 4-16x50 FFP Riflescope. Send me a
nice new one and I'll be glad to leave this shipwreck of a newsgroup
forever and ever.
Don't forget the gift card so I know who to thank!
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This Halloween, I’m dressing up as a Republican to answer the doorbell.
I’ll give one rich white kid an entire bag of expensive imported
chocolate and make the other 100 kids split a Tootsie Roll.
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