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On 10/19/14 2:09 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Sun, 19 Oct 2014 12:59:39 -0400, Harrold wrote:

On 10/19/2014 12:53 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Sun, 19 Oct 2014 12:39:14 -0400, Harrold wrote:

On 10/19/2014 12:21 PM, Poco Loco wrote:
How many Maryland freshmen football players does it take
to change a light bulb?

None.... That's a sophomore course.


and,

Two Maryland football players were walking in the woods near
Huntingtown.

One of them said, "Look, a dead owl."

The other scanning the sky said, "Where?"



two funny.

===

Going for three, one MD football player said: "Look at that red barn
over there."

The other, looking around said: "What color is it?"

Is there no end to the funnies we can make at Krausie's expense?


No. But how could any of these be associated with the guy?

A Huntingtown braggat was almost killed
yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.

He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and
unplugged the horse.


Wow...you boys must be prepping to make the move from grammar school to
junior high school...let's see, we've got a blind wannabe target
shooter, a moron and coward who hung out in the navy and learned how to
fix obsolete I/O drives, and a bankster whose employer robbed the
country of tens of billions of dollars. Can't wait for the Connecticut
psychopath and the Ontario sheepbutt to join in your little party.

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