TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security
device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body
scanners.
It's an armoured booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of
this crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of
long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a
seat available on flight 670 to London . Shalom!"

BRILLIANT!

[Not verified by Snopes or by Krause...who knows more than Snopes and
Wikipedia combined.]