The Moron's Way to Defend Schools...
On 10/7/14 12:31 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
...what could possibly go wrong?
We have had our third in-school accidental discharge by an armed teacher
during the still-very young 2014-2015 school year.
A criminal justice instructor at Technology Center of DuPage in
Addison accidentally discharged a handgun during class Friday afternoon,
striking a file cabinet and hollow wall, officials said.
The instructor, a retired FBI agent, wasn't authorized to have the
gun on school property, said Jim Thorne, the school's director.
"It's not part of the curriculum. It's nothing we knew he had," Thorne said.
Three students were watching the instructor's demonstration about
1:30 p.m. in an office adjacent to a classroom, where other students were
preparing for the start of class, Thorne said.
No one was struck by the bullet, which ended up lodged in another classroom, he said.
You will recall that last month saw an armed 6th grade teacher injure
herself with porcelain shrapnel as she accidentally Second Amendmented
the toilet out from beneath herself in the faculty restroom, and an Idaho
State University professor Second Amendmented himself in the foot during class.
Six weeks of school (counting from the week of August 25), and three
teachers have already accidentally fired their handy little safety tools
in school. Looking sharp, people. Looking sharp.
Swiped from Daily KOS
He is an FBI agent. Holder and the government will declare it a good
shoot.
Wrong again, Bilious. He is a *retired* agent. And isn't he the exact
sort of fella that terrorist group, the NRA, recommended be hired to
guard our schools?
Hiring these former badge holders is a terrific idea...after all, if you
read the news these days, there's an incident a day of a cop-type
shooting or tasing or beating the crap out of perfectly innocent
citizens. Why not have them shoot up school kids, too? Or how about
those NRA members carrying their AR rifles into fast food joints or
Target, you know, the ones who look like they have double-digit IQs.
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