....what could possibly go wrong?


We have had our third in-school accidental discharge by an armed teacher
during the still-very young 2014-2015 school year.

A criminal justice instructor at Technology Center of DuPage in
Addison accidentally discharged a handgun during class Friday afternoon,
striking a file cabinet and hollow wall, officials said.

The instructor, a retired FBI agent, wasn't authorized to have the
gun on school property, said Jim Thorne, the school's director.

"It's not part of the curriculum. It's nothing we knew he had,"
Thorne said.

Three students were watching the instructor's demonstration about
1:30 p.m. in an office adjacent to a classroom, where other students
were preparing for the start of class, Thorne said.

No one was struck by the bullet, which ended up lodged in another
classroom, he said.

You will recall that last month saw an armed 6th grade teacher injure
herself with porcelain shrapnel as she accidentally Second Amendmented
the toilet out from beneath herself in the faculty restroom, and an
Idaho State University professor Second Amendmented himself in the foot
during class.

Six weeks of school (counting from the week of August 25), and three
teachers have already accidentally fired their handy little safety tools
in school. Looking sharp, people. Looking sharp.


Swiped from Daily KOS

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