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Default New Poll on Scotland

On Monday, September 22, 2014 1:47:05 PM UTC-4, Califbill wrote:
wrote:

On Mon, 22 Sep 2014 11:42:59 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:




On 9/22/14 11:36 AM, wrote:


On Mon, 22 Sep 2014 11:17:18 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:




On 9/22/14 10:17 AM,
wrote:

On Mon, 22 Sep 2014 07:34:04 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:




Fox News Poll:




How would you have felt if Scotland had left the U.K.?




5% - Fine




8% - Sad




47% - Is they mooslems?




59% - Bomb 'em!




133% - IMPEACH 'EM!!!




200% - Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi!




If this was an MSNBC poll "It was Bush's fault" would have been #1


closely followed by "it was caused by Global warming" and "Raise


Taxes".








Sentences with subjects and verbs?




Where was the verb in that one?








Most of the satirical MSNBC responses you offered had subjects and verbs.




My favorite: "Is they mooslems"? Very Fox-like.




I chose to write my parodies without bigotry. You seem incapable of


that.




And MSNBC responders would also have no idea where Scotland is.


Ain't that the truth.