Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
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What's wrong with people who pay for a motor in a
sailboat they don't really need? Do they think
it's *cool* to pretend to be a motorboat? Don't
they realize that a sailboat will never be a motor-
boat because of something called *hull speed*?
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Hokay...

Let's suppose you're becalmed in the Sargasso Sea & are being
ineluctably drawn towards what looks suspiciously like a vegetative
whirlpool "event" - **** whether it looks "cool" or not, just fire the
motor up & get the hell out - dOOd!..
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