We have the snake handlers, venom drinkers, devil worshipers, women
haters, sex haters, female genital mutilators, ISIS, Taliban, Al-Qaida,
Haredi, Unification Church, Scientology, Holy Underwear-wearers, Church
of Euthanasia, People's Temple, Branch Davidians, Nation of Yahweh,
rapture-ready, pope-is-antichrist and now Quannengshen.

Religion is so uplifting.