On Tue, 12 Aug 2014 07:50:46 -0600, H*a*r*r*o*l*d
wrote:

YoU Use too many U's. YoUr Use of the English langUage is barely
recognizable as such. Perhaps yoU should Use a a Halifaxistan to English
translator.

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Use of too many ewes? Sounds sheepish to me.