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Default Pysical Exam Results

On 7/16/2014 3:09 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/16/14, 4:11 PM, Tim wrote:
Harry, why don't you post the results of yours last physical for a
comparison?


My results aren't off the internet. At my annual physical last April, I
remember the following:

Weight 212
Height 6'1"+ a bit
BP 116/66
Pulse at rest 70
A1C 6.7 or 6.9, I don't recall which
Kidney, Liver Readings Normal
Vision 20/20 left eye, a bit less in the
right eye, the usual old fart need
for reading/computer glasses.
Hearing Normal range

I have a little arthritis in my knees.

Two years ago, I completed all phases of a nuclear stress test I took
because my wife "insisted."

I had a colonoscopy last fall, same nominal result as the one I had five
years earlier. Same funny doctor.

I had a cataract removed from my left eye last fall.

I can still remember the first and last name of every classroom teacher
I had, from the first grade through graduation from high school, the
name of every girl I ever dated, the list of songs played in order at my
high school senior prom, what row of seats I sat in with my mother
when I saw my first theater movie at the Lincoln Theater in New Haven (I
was four and saw Bambi), and so forth.


What's in your physical report, Tim?





You left out your sleep apnea and osteopenia, probably osteoperosis by
now. You used to be so proud of being 6'5". Herring is quite a bit
taller than your current 6'1 1/4"

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government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of
taking care of them".
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