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Califbill Califbill is offline
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Default Whoohooo!! Gun games!!!

F*O*A*D wrote:
On 6/14/14, 8:26 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 6/14/14, 12:05 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 6/14/14, 11:07 AM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 6/13/14, 11:21 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 6/13/14, 2:45 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote:



I don't shoot critters.


You swerve and run over people and critters.


No, Bilious, I don't swerve to run over people but I do swerve to avoid
hitting a critter.


You already stated you broke a burglars legs via your truck. Therefore you
swerve to run over people.


Yet another example of how what is left of your brain malfunctions.
What makes you think a "swerve" was involved? You just assumed that. The
conclusions you draw from what is posted here usually are wrong.


You did not drive straight, or you would not have pinned the burglar. As
usual, you are truth challenged.


We'll explain this for the terminally stupid...

The thief was in my garage, loading up his car with my stuff. When I
clicked on the opener in my truck, the garage door opened and the thief
crossed from the passenger side of his car and over to the driver side of
my truck. I drove straight forward and pinned him.

Do you need a diagram?




Attempted murder? Assault by deadly weapon? If you had shot him in the leg
with a 1/2 oz bullet jail time as he was not a danger to you. No you
attack with a 5000 pound bullet. You still steered the vehicle.



Nice wiggle, Bilious. He was coming at me with the same tire iron he used
to pry open the front door of the house. No steering or swerving was
involved. He got a 20-year sentence (he was involved in a lot of
break-ins and drug sales) and his girlfriend accomplice got a shorter
sentence for testifying against him.

I actually wrote to the prosecutor and objected to the length of the
sentence. Far too long.



You were safe. Just put the truck in reverse. Brandish a gun in your
scenario, and you are committing a large crime. Probably bigger than the
assault and battery you did commit.



Right, because between you and Bert, you have such extensive knowledge of these matters.




I read the crime reports. Probably a better knowledge of crimes from
reading the newspaper than you have of psychology you have from having a
wife in the trade.