On Tue, 29 Apr 2014 08:01:07 -0700, jps wrote:

Goodness gracious! Another, just for you:

Husband defends wife and home from intruder, KPRC, Houston, Texas, 04/21/14

A husband and wife were asleep at home in Houston, Texas when they were awakened by someone
attempting to break in through their front door. The husband responded by retrieving a gun, as his
wife called the authorities. When the home invader managed to get into the home through a back door,
the husband shot the criminal. The wounded home invader then moved in a way that made the husband
believe he was reaching for something, prompting the husband to shoot the intruder again. The home
invader later died at a nearby hospital.

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