Checkmate wrote:
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I'll take solid land under my feet over a floating nutshell any day.
I've got acres of wilderness right outside my door, and I've got lots of
trees. I have little use for boats, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to
live on one.

Checky admits to irrational fear; Aquaphobia!!!...

Checkie's an aquaphobiac - yay!!..

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