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Default I pity you land lubbers who are pretend sailors.


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by Checkmate!

First check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:



On Thu, 10 Apr 2014 19:34:42 -0700, Checkmate
wrote:




What an exciting life. Laying around on your tiny little fairy bote
that you laughingly refer to as a "yacht". You might as well be in a
jail cell... that's not much smaller than the living space you have.


Think of it this way. I have a multi-billion acre swimming
pool!

You don't have the right attitude, dude. You're stuck on
stucco! Freaking fraidy-cat lubber! Your house is just a
substitute for the womb you never learned to live without!

Can you say agoraphobia


I'll take solid land under my feet over a floating nutshell any day.
I've got acres of wilderness right outside my door, and I've got lots of
trees. I have little use for boats, and I sure as hell wouldn't want to
live on one.

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