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Default You know your behind when

amdx wrote:
I found a cellphone in the road yesterday while at a stop sign.
No one was around to return it to, so I picked it up. When I got to work
I punched a button and the screen displayed, it had 9 circles in a 3 x
3 array. I recently learned this is a password type thing that you
swipe a pattern in to open the phone. So I decided I'd just need to
wait for it to ring. The first time it rang a big green circle with a
handset inside, alright, I pushed it, "hello, hello" no one there.
Awhile later it rang again, same thing no one there.
I walked up to where there were some young people, and ask how to answer
the phone. I was told to try swiping the big green button.
The next time it rang, it was the owners wife, she was relieved to
find the phone safe. The relieved husband picked it up later. He
offered me a handful of change as if it was the last money he had.

I sent him on his way just happy that I learned how to answer a phone.

Mikek

Funny story!