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Default Bill Maher Explains Noah...

On 3/27/14, 6:42 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 3/27/14, 8:51 PM, Gene Kearns wrote:
On Sat, 15 Mar 2014 10:04:17 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld_tg4W7Hf8


Awesomely funny. And no comments? And no boating. WTF?



I thought Maher nicely combined the utter stupidity of those 60% of
Americans who think the great flood story is literally true and...boating.

The Great Flood theory has a lot of basis. South Americans also tell of
a great flood in their tales. Lots of the coal deposits are all at the
same general elevation, and had to have huge piles of vegetation to make
the thick seams. May not have been a Noah, but there have definitely
been floods. Those major meteor collisions would cause flooding like
the tales tell of. Anything that altered the spin of the earth very
much would do the job. Theory that a lot of the Wooly mammoths in the
North were flash frozen by an earth wobble. Those frozen Mammoths are
found with undigested food in the stomach and flowers in their teeth.
They are big enough that if not flash frozen the stomach contents would
be fermented or digested. Get a small wobble and a temperature drop
below freezing and you would have -200 degree windchill factors. Say 10
Degrees F and a 200 mph wind. The inertia in the oceans would easily
cause the oceans to roll over the continents with a major speed change
or wobble.