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Canoe and kayak safety
(William R. Watt) typed:
... Nobody likes to be seen in a boat with training wheels but if safety
is your real goal, and not looking like a waterborne stud in rut ...
PS - if you are paddling with some sort of physical or mental handicap we
can give you advice tailored to your individual needs, ...
Hmmm, for all yer goofiness in the matter of formal paddling
instruction, you have shown rare insight with these two remarks; you
have really NAILED Kelly. 'Course, since he is a trophy husband,
"looking like a ... stud in rut" is an occupational requirement.
Fortunately for him, his extreme physical buffitude outweighs his
equally extreme mental muffitude; these kept men, doncha know, aren't
kept around for their *mental* gigantism.
-Richard, His Kanubic Travesty
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Richard Hopley, Winston-Salem, NC, USA
rhopley[at]earthlink[dot]net 1-301-775-0471
Nothing really matters except Boats, Sex, and Rock'n'Roll.
rhopley[at]wfubmc[dot]edu 1-336-713-5077
OK, OK; computer programming for scientific research also matters.
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