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Jim November 2nd 08 02:05 PM

Twas the Night Before Elections
 






'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS


'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring --
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV,
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window .
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink .

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart,
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

' On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM,
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!


Boater November 2nd 08 02:06 PM

Twas the Night Before Elections
 
Jim wrote:






'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS


'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring --
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV,
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window .
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!



You have pay?

[email protected] November 2nd 08 02:18 PM

Twas the Night Before Elections
 
On Nov 2, 9:05*am, Jim wrote:
* * * 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS

* * *'Twas the night before elections
* * * And all through the town
* * * Tempers were flaring --
* * * Emotions all up and down!

* * *I, in my bathrobe
* * * With a cat in my lap
* * * Had cut off the TV,
* * * Tired of political crap.

* * *When all of a sudden
* * * There arose such a noise
* * * I peered out of my window .
* * * Saw Obama and his boys

* * *They had come for my wallet
* * * They wanted my pay
* * * To give to the others
* * *Who had not worked a day!

* * *He snatched up my money
* * *And quick as a wink
* * *Jumped back on his bandwagon
* * * As I gagged from the stink .

* * *He then rallied his henchmen
* * * Who were pulling his cart,
* * *I *could tell they were out
* * *To tear my country apart!

* * *' On Fannie, on Freddie,
* * * On Biden and Ayers!
* * * On Acorn, On Pelosi'
* * * He screamed at the pairs!

* * *They took off for his cause
* * * And as he flew out of sight
* * * I heard him laugh at the nation
* * * Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

* * *So I leave you to think
* * * On this one final note-
* * *IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM,
* * * GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!


NO one gives a ****....get it?

Don White November 2nd 08 03:21 PM

Twas the Night Before Elections
 

"Boater" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:






'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS


'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring --
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV,
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window .
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!



You have pay?


If not, the least he can do is share his assets with the more unfortunate.



Jim November 2nd 08 04:26 PM

Twas the Night Before Elections
 
wrote:
On Nov 2, 9:05 am, Jim wrote:
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS

'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring --
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV,
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window .
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink .

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart,
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

' On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM,
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!


NO one gives a ****....get it?


And that's exactly why we are faced with this dilema. All the poor folks
like you care about is the free chickens Obama promises. Obama has the
stupid vote lock stock and barrel.

Boater November 2nd 08 04:30 PM

Twas the Night Before Elections
 
Jim wrote:


And that's exactly why we are faced with this dilema. All the poor folks
like you care about is the free chickens Obama promises. Obama has the
stupid vote lock stock and barrel.



I'll bet Obama gets more of the college-educated vote than McCain does,
and McCain gets more of the ignorant, inbred, redneck voters...like you.

Jim November 2nd 08 04:40 PM

Twas the Night Before Elections
 
Boater wrote:
Jim wrote:


And that's exactly why we are faced with this dilema. All the poor
folks like you care about is the free chickens Obama promises. Obama
has the stupid vote lock stock and barrel.



I'll bet Obama gets more of the college-educated vote than McCain does,
and McCain gets more of the ignorant, inbred, redneck voters...like you.


What fool would bet with you. You have welshed on every bet you have
ever made here.

Boater November 2nd 08 04:49 PM

Twas the Night Before Elections
 
Jim wrote:
Boater wrote:
Jim wrote:


And that's exactly why we are faced with this dilema. All the poor
folks like you care about is the free chickens Obama promises. Obama
has the stupid vote lock stock and barrel.



I'll bet Obama gets more of the college-educated vote than McCain
does, and McCain gets more of the ignorant, inbred, redneck
voters...like you.


What fool would bet with you. You have welshed on every bet you have
ever made here.



Yeah, I figured you were all bluster, Jim-the-gasbag.

[email protected] November 2nd 08 05:13 PM

Twas the Night Before Elections
 
On Nov 2, 9:18*am, wrote:
On Nov 2, 9:05*am, Jim wrote:





* * * 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS


* * *'Twas the night before elections
* * * And all through the town
* * * Tempers were flaring --
* * * Emotions all up and down!


* * *I, in my bathrobe
* * * With a cat in my lap
* * * Had cut off the TV,
* * * Tired of political crap.


* * *When all of a sudden
* * * There arose such a noise
* * * I peered out of my window .
* * * Saw Obama and his boys


* * *They had come for my wallet
* * * They wanted my pay
* * * To give to the others
* * *Who had not worked a day!


* * *He snatched up my money
* * *And quick as a wink
* * *Jumped back on his bandwagon
* * * As I gagged from the stink .


* * *He then rallied his henchmen
* * * Who were pulling his cart,
* * *I *could tell they were out
* * *To tear my country apart!


* * *' On Fannie, on Freddie,
* * * On Biden and Ayers!
* * * On Acorn, On Pelosi'
* * * He screamed at the pairs!


* * *They took off for his cause
* * * And as he flew out of sight
* * * I heard him laugh at the nation
* * * Who wouldn't stand up and fight!


* * *So I leave you to think
* * * On this one final note-
* * *IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM,
* * * GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!


NO one gives a ****....get it?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Tell that to your bunk buddy Harry, he's the most prolific political
poster here.

[email protected] November 2nd 08 05:14 PM

Twas the Night Before Elections
 
On Nov 2, 11:49*am, Boater wrote:
Jim wrote:
Boater wrote:
Jim wrote:


And that's exactly why we are faced with this dilema. All the poor
folks like you care about is the free chickens Obama promises. Obama
has the stupid vote lock stock and barrel.


I'll bet Obama gets more of the college-educated vote than McCain
does, and McCain gets more of the ignorant, inbred, redneck
voters...like you.


What fool would bet with you. You have welshed on every bet you have
ever made here.


Yeah, I figured you were all bluster, Jim-the-gasbag.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


There's the pot calling the kettle black.


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