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JohnH[_3_] October 28th 08 01:53 PM

From a recent convert of the Mesiah...
 
I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I
know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and
thieves.


I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I'm now free to marry
whatever I want.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe everything the "mainstream"
media says and because I'm too dumb or complacent to research the
history and positions of the candidates myself.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taking 15% of that same
gallon through taxation isn't enough.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe taxes on working people are too low
and because a Democrat-run government will do a better job of
spending my money - the money I earn by working - than I would.


I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
offended by it and as long as it is consistent with liberal,
Socialist-Democrat
talking points.


I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
guys will stop what they're doing because they'll now think we're good
people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because we don't need to become energy-independent,
since that dry-up money going to the terrorists from Venezuela, Iran, and
the
Saudis.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and don't
kill trees, polar bears, and bipolar bears..

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed
to
make profits for themselves They need to break even and give the rest away
to the government for redistribute it as THEY see fit to people who'd
rather not
work for a living..

I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get
their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I want to see our Constitution of some 221
years
end up on the trash heap of history because it's not "fair."


I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my @#% it's
unlikely that I'll never be bothered by "the facts" or ever have another
point of
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"
[A Narcissistic Hypocrite]

Boater October 28th 08 01:58 PM

From a recent convert of the Mesiah...
 
JohnH wrote:

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I'm now free to marry
whatever I want.



So...now you, BAR and Florida Jim came come out of the closet and
offically form your menage. Send me one of the tee-shirts.

Don White October 28th 08 02:58 PM

From a recent convert of the Mesiah...
 

"JohnH" wrote in message
...
I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,


I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I'm now free to marry
whatever I want.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe everything the "mainstream"
media says


I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene,


I'm voting Democrat because I believe a Democrat-run government will do a
better job of
spending my money - the money I earn by working - than I would.


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the polar ice caps will melt
away in
ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because we don't need to become energy-independent,
since that dry-up money going to the terrorists from Venezuela, Iran, and
the Saudis.

I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies


I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed
to make profits for themselves


I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my @#% it's
unlikely that I'll never be bothered by "the facts" or ever have another
point of
--



Very good JohnnyH...as Dr Phil says...you can't change what you won't
acknowledge.



Don White October 28th 08 02:59 PM

From a recent convert of the Mesiah...
 

"Boater" wrote in message
...
JohnH wrote:

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I'm now free to marry
whatever I want.


So...now you, BAR and Florida Jim came come out of the closet and
offically form your menage. Send me one of the tee-shirts.



After that unholy union, I wouldn't touch anything that came within a mile
of them!



JohnH[_3_] October 28th 08 08:33 PM

From a recent convert of the Mesiah...
 
On Tue, 28 Oct 2008 09:58:07 -0400, Boater wrote:

JohnH wrote:

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I'm now free to marry
whatever I want.



So...now you, BAR and Florida Jim came come out of the closet and
offically form your menage. Send me one of the tee-shirts.


Read the header.

WAFDS!
--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"
[A Narcissistic Hypocrite]

Boater October 28th 08 08:35 PM

From a recent convert of the Mesiah...
 
JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 28 Oct 2008 09:58:07 -0400, Boater wrote:

JohnH wrote:

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I'm now free to marry
whatever I want.


So...now you, BAR and Florida Jim came come out of the closet and
offically form your menage. Send me one of the tee-shirts.


Read the header.

WAFDS!



Read this, schitthead:

ESAD.

Jim October 28th 08 09:38 PM

From a recent convert of the Mesiah...
 
Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 28 Oct 2008 09:58:07 -0400, Boater
wrote:

JohnH wrote:

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I'm now free to
marry whatever I want.

So...now you, BAR and Florida Jim came come out of the closet and
offically form your menage. Send me one of the tee-shirts.


Read the header.

WAFDS!



Read this, schitthead:

ESAD.


There is only one "t" in ****head..............Moron.

DK October 29th 08 12:28 AM

From a recent convert of the Mesiah...
 
Jim wrote:
Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 28 Oct 2008 09:58:07 -0400, Boater
wrote:

JohnH wrote:

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I'm now free to
marry whatever I want.
So...now you, BAR and Florida Jim came come out of the closet and
offically form your menage. Send me one of the tee-shirts.

Read the header.

WAFDS!



Read this, schitthead:

ESAD.


There is only one "t" in ****head..............Moron.


Umm...and no "c".

Boater October 29th 08 12:32 AM

From a recent convert of the Mesiah...
 
DK wrote:
Jim wrote:
Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 28 Oct 2008 09:58:07 -0400, Boater
wrote:

JohnH wrote:

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I'm now free to
marry whatever I want.
So...now you, BAR and Florida Jim came come out of the closet and
offically form your menage. Send me one of the tee-shirts.

Read the header.

WAFDS!


Read this, schitthead:

ESAD.


There is only one "t" in ****head..............Moron.


Umm...and no "c".



I looked it up. The word is spelled schittDKhead. Alternate spelling:
schittFLORIDAJIMhead.

ESAD.

JohnH[_3_] October 29th 08 11:35 AM

From a recent convert of the Mesiah...
 
On Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:35:24 -0400, Boater wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 28 Oct 2008 09:58:07 -0400, Boater wrote:

JohnH wrote:

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I'm now free to marry
whatever I want.


So...now you, BAR and Florida Jim came come out of the closet and
offically form your menage. Send me one of the tee-shirts.


Read the header.

WAFDS!



Read this, schitthead:

ESAD.


Such rancor!

Those pustules acting up again? Maybe Lava Soap would help? Or any soap?

Been body hunting lately? WAFL!


--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"
[A Narcissistic Hypocrite]

[email protected] October 29th 08 12:16 PM

From a recent convert of the Mesiah...
 
On Oct 28, 8:28*pm, DK wrote:
Jim wrote:
Boater wrote:
JohnH wrote:
On Tue, 28 Oct 2008 09:58:07 -0400, Boater
wrote:


JohnH wrote:


I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I'm now free to
marry whatever I want.
So...now you, BAR and Florida Jim came come out of the closet and
offically form your menage. Send me one of the tee-shirts.


Read the header.


WAFDS!


Read this, schitthead:


ESAD.


There is only one "t" in ****head..............Moron.


Umm...and no "c".- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


His mind is all screwed up from hunting for bodies in Vietnam,
don'tcha know?


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