Russian Mayor sees Palin in Shower
Mayor In Russia Says He Can See Sarah Palin Showering From His House
(Provideniya, Russia) Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, has said that she can see Russia from her house. Across the Bering Strait in Provideniya Bay sits the town of Provideniya, Russia and its mayor Dimitri Andropov. He says that he can see Palin showering from HIS house. “And it is very nice.” Mayor Andropov added that his small town, like America, is transfixed with the buxom Governor. “We have a shower watchman on duty 24/7. And when the delightful Palin turns on the water and lets down her hair, the alarm sounds, telling everyone to rush to my house for a show. The kids love it.” Leonid Andropov, the Mayor’s brother, said that the ability to see Palin shower has given him and the other men a newfound respect for her. “She’s a very thorough cleaner, which is tough when one is dealing with moose guts, wolf blood and oil…And she doesn’t have a mustache, which is just a big plus for us.” In a spontaneous Q&A at a Phoenix donut shop, Sarah Palin said that she’s okay with the Russians watching her shower. “I’m flattered. And hopefully my cleanliness can inspire them to go after freedom, liberty and democracy...so that they can create jobs, get more freedom and liberty to help the economic job search, then hunt down the terror loving terrorists and change their nation of human people for the better.” “All I heard from that speech was change, and change to us is bad,” said Mayor Andropov. “Change means John McCain will win the election and take our water princess to shower in Washington D.C…We don’t want that to happen…Everything else Governor Palin said was over our small town heads. But that’s okay, because we like to watch Sarah the same way she likes to watch Saturday Night Live, with the sound turned down.” |
Russian Mayor sees Palin in Shower
On Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:45:54 -0400, boater buddy
wrote: . Mayor In Russia Says He Can See Sarah Palin Showering From His House (Provideniya, Russia) Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, has said that she can see Russia from her house. Across the Bering Strait in Provideniya Bay sits the town of Provideniya, Russia and its mayor Dimitri Andropov. He says that he can see Palin showering from HIS house. “And it is very nice.” Mayor Andropov added that his small town, like America, is transfixed with the buxom Governor. “We have a shower watchman on duty 24/7. And when the delightful Palin turns on the water and lets down her hair, the alarm sounds, telling everyone to rush to my house for a show. The kids love it.” Leonid Andropov, the Mayor’s brother, said that the ability to see Palin shower has given him and the other men a newfound respect for her. “She’s a very thorough cleaner, which is tough when one is dealing with moose guts, wolf blood and oil…And she doesn’t have a mustache, which is just a big plus for us.” In a spontaneous Q&A at a Phoenix donut shop, Sarah Palin said that she’s okay with the Russians watching her shower. “I’m flattered. And hopefully my cleanliness can inspire them to go after freedom, liberty and democracy...so that they can create jobs, get more freedom and liberty to help the economic job search, then hunt down the terror loving terrorists and change their nation of human people for the better.” “All I heard from that speech was change, and change to us is bad,” said Mayor Andropov. “Change means John McCain will win the election and take our water princess to shower in Washington D.C…We don’t want that to happen…Everything else Governor Palin said was over our small town heads. But that’s okay, because we like to watch Sarah the same way she likes to watch Saturday Night Live, with the sound turned down.” |
Russian Mayor sees Palin in Shower
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Russian Mayor sees Palin in Shower
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Russian Mayor sees Palin in Shower
Boy you democrats are a desperate bunch eh? One thing that strikes me on the internet is how hard it is to find out what Obama is about. As you always get this kind of crap below, but still there if you know where to dig for it. Seems like the democrats just want to slander, invent stuff to take a few facts away from their own leader. Give me a break. Looks like America is really going down hill big time. I was aghast to see Bema, a Islam convert to Christianity so he says even had a chance in hell. Never served his country Obama the president? Oh I hope the polls are wrong. wrote in message ... Mayor In Russia Says He Can See Sarah Palin Showering From His House (Provideniya, Russia) Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, has said that she can see Russia from her house. Across the Bering Strait in Provideniya Bay sits the town of Provideniya, Russia and its mayor Dimitri Andropov. He says that he can see Palin showering from HIS house. "And it is very nice." Mayor Andropov added that his small town, like America, is transfixed with the buxom Governor. "We have a shower watchman on duty 24/7. And when the delightful Palin turns on the water and lets down her hair, the alarm sounds, telling everyone to rush to my house for a show. The kids love it." Leonid Andropov, the Mayor's brother, said that the ability to see Palin shower has given him and the other men a newfound respect for her. "She's a very thorough cleaner, which is tough when one is dealing with moose guts, wolf blood and oil.And she doesn't have a mustache, which is just a big plus for us." In a spontaneous Q&A at a Phoenix donut shop, Sarah Palin said that she's okay with the Russians watching her shower. "I'm flattered. And hopefully my cleanliness can inspire them to go after freedom, liberty and democracy...so that they can create jobs, get more freedom and liberty to help the economic job search, then hunt down the terror loving terrorists and change their nation of human people for the better." "All I heard from that speech was change, and change to us is bad," said Mayor Andropov. "Change means John McCain will win the election and take our water princess to shower in Washington D.C.We don't want that to happen.Everything else Governor Palin said was over our small town heads. But that's okay, because we like to watch Sarah the same way she likes to watch Saturday Night Live, with the sound turned down." |
Russian Mayor sees Palin in Shower
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Russian Mayor sees Palin in Shower
Canuck57 wrote:
Boy you democrats are a desperate bunch eh? One thing that strikes me on the internet is how hard it is to find out what Obama is about. As you always get this kind of crap below, but still there if you know where to dig for it. Seems like the democrats just want to slander, invent stuff to take a few facts away from their own leader. Give me a break. Looks like America is really going down hill big time. I was aghast to see Bema, a Islam convert to Christianity so he says even had a chance in hell. Never served his country Obama the president? Oh I hope the polls are wrong. If you don't know what "Obama is about," then you haven't looked. He's written a couple of books, lots of speeches, lots of position papers, and he's been in the center of the public's eye for years. In this election cycle, McCain is the mystery. He changes his positions on a daily basis, and can't articulate them at that. His judgment is terrible. His ethics are questionable. He's been running an entirely negative campaign. The name is Barack Hussein Obama, not "Bema." The man was named after his father. What's in a name, anyway? Barack is not a convert to Christianity. And even it he were, what difference does it make? Who cares? He's a *real* American, from humble beginnings, who has risen to the top because of his intelligence and hard word. If by "never served his country," you mean he wasn't in the military, so what. Two of this country's greatest presidents, Lincoln and FDR, were never in the military, either, though Lincoln spent a short time in his state militia, killing native Americans or some such nonsense. We've been suffering through eight years of the worst president in our history. Barack *Hussein* Obama, if elected, can only be better. |
Russian Mayor sees Palin in Shower
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Russian Mayor sees Palin in Shower
On Sat, 11 Oct 2008 17:20:32 -0600, "Canuck57"
wrote: Boy you democrats are a desperate bunch eh? Nope, we are so relaxed at this point that we can joke around a bit. It's the Republicraps that are desperate. They see the election slipping away from them and there is nothing they can do about it, but get more and more shrill. I'm loving every minute of it. |
Russian Mayor sees Palin in Shower
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Russian Mayor sees Palin in Shower
"Boater" wrote in message . .. Canuck57 wrote: Boy you democrats are a desperate bunch eh? One thing that strikes me on the internet is how hard it is to find out what Obama is about. As you always get this kind of crap below, but still there if you know where to dig for it. Seems like the democrats just want to slander, invent stuff to take a few facts away from their own leader. Give me a break. Looks like America is really going down hill big time. I was aghast to see Bema, a Islam convert to Christianity so he says even had a chance in hell. Never served his country Obama the president? Oh I hope the polls are wrong. If you don't know what "Obama is about," then you haven't looked. He's written a couple of books, lots of speeches, lots of position papers, and he's been in the center of the public's eye for years. In this election cycle, McCain is the mystery. He changes his positions on a daily basis, and can't articulate them at that. His judgment is terrible. His ethics are questionable. He's been running an entirely negative campaign. The name is Barack Hussein Obama, not "Bema." The man was named after his father. What's in a name, anyway? Barack is not a convert to Christianity. And even it he were, what difference does it make? Who cares? He's a *real* American, from humble beginnings, who has risen to the top because of his intelligence and hard word. Oh yes he is. You should read some more. While I admit I haven't read Barack's books, it isn't what I would usually read. His childhood was anything but typical American. Inteligent, perhaps. If by "never served his country," you mean he wasn't in the military, so what. Two of this country's greatest presidents, Lincoln and FDR, were never in the military, either, though Lincoln spent a short time in his state militia, killing native Americans or some such nonsense. We've been suffering through eight years of the worst president in our history. Barack *Hussein* Obama, if elected, can only be better. State militia counts for Lincoln. As for FDR, he was spoon fed (rich) shoe in. And most native Americans died of diseases in that era of Lincoln. Again read more, you will not find such facts in Holywood. Every 2nd term end of term president gets the dirty water going out of office. Bush isn't running, you look at both candidates fresh. Every blames Bush but as I recall it was democrat congress that said go get Osama and printed the Fed money like water causing the economics of today. And democrat congress also controls the banking, or supposed to anyway. And when democrats said low interest rates so everyone could afford a home did. Did they think of the financial implications of the truly monumental f'up of the century when those who could not afford it didn't pay their loans? If we blame the economy, democrats have this in their laps via congress. Barrack is a relatively newcomer to DC. You say McCain is a mystery, hell, he has been in a federal office since 1982! You can lookup his political views for over 25 years, Barrack, a junior senator, is green as it gets and completely untested at the federal level. McCain is very much a known quantity. |
Russian Mayor sees Palin in Shower
Canuck57 wrote:
"Boater" wrote in message If you don't know what "Obama is about," then you haven't looked. He's written a couple of books, lots of speeches, lots of position papers, and he's been in the center of the public's eye for years. In this election cycle, McCain is the mystery. He changes his positions on a daily basis, and can't articulate them at that. His judgment is terrible. His ethics are questionable. He's been running an entirely negative campaign. The name is Barack Hussein Obama, not "Bema." The man was named after his father. What's in a name, anyway? Barack is not a convert to Christianity. And even it he were, what difference does it make? Who cares? He's a *real* American, from humble beginnings, who has risen to the top because of his intelligence and hard word. Oh yes he is. You should read some more. While I admit I haven't read Barack's books, it isn't what I would usually read. His childhood was anything but typical American. Inteligent, perhaps. His childhood? Oh...he was born in Hawaii and lived in a few foreign countries. Well, in my mind those sorts of experiences helps one avoid being provincial. If by "never served his country," you mean he wasn't in the military, so what. Two of this country's greatest presidents, Lincoln and FDR, were never in the military, either, though Lincoln spent a short time in his state militia, killing native Americans or some such nonsense. We've been suffering through eight years of the worst president in our history. Barack *Hussein* Obama, if elected, can only be better. State militia counts for Lincoln. As for FDR, he was spoon fed (rich) shoe in. And most native Americans died of diseases in that era of Lincoln. Again read more, you will not find such facts in Holywood. Really? Do you know how long Lincoln was in the state militia and what he did there? It wasn't much. Every 2nd term end of term president gets the dirty water going out of office. Bush isn't running, you look at both candidates fresh. Every blames Bush but as I recall it was democrat congress that said go get Osama and printed the Fed money like water causing the economics of today. And democrat congress also controls the banking, or supposed to anyway. And when democrats said low interest rates so everyone could afford a home did. Did they think of the financial implications of the truly monumental f'up of the century when those who could not afford it didn't pay their loans? If we blame the economy, democrats have this in their laps via congress. Barrack is a relatively newcomer to DC. You say McCain is a mystery, hell, he has been in a federal office since 1982! You can lookup his political views for over 25 years, Barrack, a junior senator, is green as it gets and completely untested at the federal level. McCain is very much a known quantity. Your opinions on Bush, recent US history and Obama are right off of reich-wing radio. |
Russian Mayor sees Palin in Shower
"Boater" wrote in message . .. Canuck57 wrote: "Boater" wrote in message If you don't know what "Obama is about," then you haven't looked. He's written a couple of books, lots of speeches, lots of position papers, and he's been in the center of the public's eye for years. In this election cycle, McCain is the mystery. He changes his positions on a daily basis, and can't articulate them at that. His judgment is terrible. His ethics are questionable. He's been running an entirely negative campaign. The name is Barack Hussein Obama, not "Bema." The man was named after his father. What's in a name, anyway? Barack is not a convert to Christianity. And even it he were, what difference does it make? Who cares? He's a *real* American, from humble beginnings, who has risen to the top because of his intelligence and hard word. Oh yes he is. You should read some more. While I admit I haven't read Barack's books, it isn't what I would usually read. His childhood was anything but typical American. Inteligent, perhaps. His childhood? Oh...he was born in Hawaii and lived in a few foreign countries. Well, in my mind those sorts of experiences helps one avoid being provincial. I would have said raised in a few other countries at least until 10 years old. Seems to be a fast track kind of guy. Means one of two things.... high achiever or extremely good sociopathic manipulator and only god knows for sure. But you should read about his early years, anything but a typical American childhood. In any case, he changes direction every 4 years. I give him one term if elected. |
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