I apologise in advance...
 

but this is just too stupid to pass on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efNdI8uzWN8

I apologise in advance...
 

On Aug 25, 5:30 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
but this is just too stupid to pass on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efNdI8uzWN8

comment left.

I apologise in advance...
 

I made it thru 1 minute before I thought my head would explode...

--Mike

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
but this is just too stupid to pass on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efNdI8uzWN8

I apologise in advance...
 

Mike wrote:
I made it thru 1 minute before I thought my head would explode...

--Mike

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
but this is just too stupid to pass on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efNdI8uzWN8


you lasted way longer than i did.

I apologise in advance...
 

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:25:39 -0700, "Mike" wrote:

I made it thru 1 minute before I thought my head would explode...

Two blueberry muffins were baking in an oven when one muffin says to
the other muffin - "Boy, it's hot in here."

The other muffin looks shocked and says "Holy Crap - a talking
blueberry!!"

Hello? Is this on? Hello?

I apologise in advance...
 

On Aug 25, 7:32*pm, DownTime wrote:
Mike wrote:
I made it thru 1 minute before I thought my head would explode...

--Mike

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
but this is just too stupid to pass on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efNdI8uzWN8

you lasted way longer than i did.

I saw the title and hit the x.. how long did you last?

I apologise in advance...
 

On Aug 25, 7:32*pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:25:39 -0700, "Mike" wrote:
I made it thru 1 minute before I thought my head would explode...

Two blueberry muffins were baking in an oven when one muffin says to
the other muffin - "Boy, it's hot in here."

The other muffin looks shocked and says "Holy Crap - a talking
blueberry!!"

Hello? *Is this on? *Hello?

A traveling salesman is going down the road and his car breaks down.
He asks a local farmer if he can spend the night. The farmer says he
can but he only has one bed and the salesman will have to share a room
with his son, the salesman says "ooops, wrong joke", and heads on down
the road...

I apologise in advance...
 

On Aug 25, 6:59 pm, wrote:
On Aug 25, 7:32 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:25:39 -0700, "Mike" wrote:
I made it thru 1 minute before I thought my head would explode...

Two blueberry muffins were baking in an oven when one muffin says to
the other muffin - "Boy, it's hot in here."

The other muffin looks shocked and says "Holy Crap - a talking
blueberry!!"

Hello? Is this on? Hello?

A traveling salesman is going down the road and his car breaks down.
He asks a local farmer if he can spend the night. The farmer says he
can but he only has one bed and the salesman will have to share a room
with his son, the salesman says "ooops, wrong joke", and heads on down
the road...

Gov. Rod (or is it " ROB") Blagojevich of Illinois, set out to build a
dog house for the state mascot, so he gets bids from three
contractors.

The first guy from down state bid $900.00. When asked haw he arrived
at that figure, the contractor said "$400.00 for materials, $400 for
union Labor, and $100.00 is my profit."

OK, So then he gets a contractor from Kentucky who gives a bid for
$700.00. When asked why so much cheaper, the Kentuckian said $400.00
for material, and $300.00 labor and profit after all... "We ain't got
no Union to put up with."

OK, so next the gov. gets a bid from a contractor from Cook County
(Chicago) who puts in an obnoxious bid of $2700.00.

The Gov. asked why such an enormous fee! The contractor then said, "
Hey! look at the big picture. a thousand for you, a thousand for me,
and we'll get the guy from Kentucky to build it...."

Done deal....

?;^ Q

I apologise in advance...
 

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 19:43:07 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

On Aug 25, 6:59 pm, wrote:
On Aug 25, 7:32 pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:25:39 -0700, "Mike" wrote:
I made it thru 1 minute before I thought my head would explode...

Two blueberry muffins were baking in an oven when one muffin says to
the other muffin - "Boy, it's hot in here."

The other muffin looks shocked and says "Holy Crap - a talking
blueberry!!"

Hello? Is this on? Hello?

A traveling salesman is going down the road and his car breaks down.
He asks a local farmer if he can spend the night. The farmer says he
can but he only has one bed and the salesman will have to share a room
with his son, the salesman says "ooops, wrong joke", and heads on down
the road...

Gov. Rod (or is it " ROB") Blagojevich of Illinois, set out to build a
dog house for the state mascot, so he gets bids from three
contractors.

The first guy from down state bid $900.00. When asked haw he arrived
at that figure, the contractor said "$400.00 for materials, $400 for
union Labor, and $100.00 is my profit."

OK, So then he gets a contractor from Kentucky who gives a bid for
$700.00. When asked why so much cheaper, the Kentuckian said $400.00
for material, and $300.00 labor and profit after all... "We ain't got
no Union to put up with."

OK, so next the gov. gets a bid from a contractor from Cook County
(Chicago) who puts in an obnoxious bid of $2700.00.

The Gov. asked why such an enormous fee! The contractor then said, "
Hey! look at the big picture. a thousand for you, a thousand for me,
and we'll get the guy from Kentucky to build it...."

Done deal....

Sounds like John Rowland. :)

Or, now that I think about it, Tony Rezko.

I apologise in advance...
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:25:39 -0700, "Mike" wrote:

I made it thru 1 minute before I thought my head would explode...

Two blueberry muffins were baking in an oven when one muffin says to
the other muffin - "Boy, it's hot in here."

The other muffin looks shocked and says "Holy Crap - a talking
blueberry!!"

Hello? Is this on? Hello?


A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you
ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang
duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?


Courtesy of: http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/jokes/duck-walks-bar

I apologise in advance...
 

On Aug 25, 6:30*pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
but this is just too stupid to pass on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efNdI8uzWN8

A naked guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables wrapped
around his neck and orders a Scotch and soda. The bartender says,
"O.K., but don't start anything."

A Frenchman walks into a bar and he has a parrot on his shoulder. The
parrot is wearing a baseball cap. And the bartender says, "Hey, that's
neat — where did you get that?" And the parrot says, "France — they've
got millions of them there."

A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and
swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are
you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking
around."

I apologise in advance...
 

On Aug 26, 2:17*pm, wrote:
On Aug 25, 6:30*pm, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

but this is just too stupid to pass on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efNdI8uzWN8

A naked guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables wrapped
around his neck and orders a Scotch and soda. The bartender says,
"O.K., but don't start anything."

A Frenchman walks into a bar and he has a parrot on his shoulder. The
parrot is wearing a baseball cap. And the bartender says, "Hey, that's
neat — where did you get that?" And the parrot says, "France — they've
got millions of them there."

A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs, and
swung him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, what are
you doing?" And the blind man says, "Don't mind me, I'm just looking
around."

Not really a joke, but the funniest line I ever heard in a bar was
when I ran a small town place here in CT.. One of the more friendly
girls from town was getting a little bawdy with a few of the other
guys and gals and someone asked her "do you smoke after sex". Whithout
hesitation she looked down, waved her hand a couple times over her lap
and said, "Uh, I dunno' I never looked" ;) True story... had the place
on the floor..

I apologise in advance...
 

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
but this is just too stupid to pass on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efNdI8uzWN8


Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.


Courtesy of: http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/jokes...ersary-mistake

I apologise in advance...
 

wrote:
On Aug 25, 7:32 pm, DownTime wrote:
Mike wrote:
I made it thru 1 minute before I thought my head would explode...
--Mike
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
but this is just too stupid to pass on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efNdI8uzWN8
you lasted way longer than i did.

I saw the title and hit the x.. how long did you last?

About 2 notes into the first act. Maybe I couldn't actually believe its
a real competition, then it hit me.

I apologise in advance...
 

On Aug 26, 2:43*pm, DownTime wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
but this is just too stupid to pass on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efNdI8uzWN8

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on
her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.

Courtesy of: *http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/jokes...ersary-mistake

LOL...