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HK June 27th 08 05:09 PM

When launching your boat...
 
wrote:
On Jun 27, 10:33 am, HK wrote:
wrote:
On Jun 27, 7:29 am, John H. wrote:
do you add extra lines to the bow ring and another to the stern ring, or do
you use the bow and stern dock lines on the boat?
One person launches like this:
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"I use the knot to attach a stainless steel carabiner to the line. When I
launch or retrieve the boat, I attach one carabiner and line to the bow
ring and another carabiner and line to a stern ring. I tie the end of the
stern line to the dock and then push the boat off the trailer into the
water while holding the bow ring line, which I walk over to the dock. That
way, it makes it easy for me to tie the boat to the dock while I move and
park the truck and trailer.
For retrieval, I tie the boat to the dock, back the trailer down into the
water, and pull the boat onto the trailer by hand with the bow line.
I use carabiners because they snap on better and a bit more elegantly than
snaps."
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This is an elegant sounding method, but it leaves me wondering what happens
to the line attached to the bow ring. Removing that while kneeling on the
bow could get pretty *hairy*.
As I'm always open to good ideas, I thought I'd present this and see if
anyone has a better way.
If I had to go through all of that crap just to launch a boat, I'd
stay home. Maybe that's why this person's previous boat never got used.

I suppose it doesn't matter much what happens when one launches a
beat-up, clapped-out, old redneck boat as you claim to own. I like to
keep my boats in "as new" condition.- Hide quoted text -

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Tell me, Harry, where have you seen my boat? How do you know what kind
of shape it's in? Which one are you speaking about? Or are you just a
lying blowhard?



I'm just guessing from your personality here, Loogy. You present as
careless, not meticulous, loud-mouthed, lacking taste, lacking formal
education, lacking language skills, and resentful of those who have done
better than you have. I therefore have concluded your boat, if you
actually have one, is a decrepit old p.o.s. you do not properly maintain.

Go ahead...make my day...prove me wrong.

Now, your father, John Herring, last I saw, seemed to maintain his boat
with "Everything on board 'ship-shape and Bristol fashion'". That to me
is an admirable trait, but, sadly, the only one Herring seems to have.

HK June 27th 08 05:10 PM

When launching your boat...
 
wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:33:36 -0400, HK wrote:

I suppose it doesn't matter much what happens when one launches a
beat-up, clapped-out, old redneck boat as you claim to own. I like to
keep my boats in "as new" condition.


Hey, what's wrong with a beat up, clapped out old redneck boat?
I'm a beat up clapped out old redneck, what other kind of boat would I
have?

It sure does keep my cost of boating down to a reasonable number so I
actually get to use my boat. My ratio of use to maintenance is about
98%



There's nothing wrong with any boat that works for its owner.

JimH[_2_] June 27th 08 09:34 PM

When launching your boat...
 
sigh

Good going John. Your troll was an obvious attempt to improve the
tone of this NG.



HK June 27th 08 09:37 PM

When launching your boat...
 
JimH wrote:
sigh

Good going John. Your troll was an obvious attempt to improve the
tone of this NG.




It should be obvious that buttwipes like Herring, Loogy, BAR, Reggie,
Florida Jim, and a couple of others are the know-nothing low-lifes of
rec.boats.


JimH[_2_] June 27th 08 09:57 PM

When launching your boat...
 
On Jun 27, 4:37*pm, HK wrote:
JimH wrote:
sigh


Good going John. *Your troll was an obvious attempt to improve the
tone of this NG.


It should be obvious that buttwipes like Herring, Loogy, BAR, Reggie,
Florida Jim, and a couple of others are the know-nothing low-lifes of
rec.boats.


After seeing that Tom was not man enough to apologize to me and then
had the balls to throw insults towards me I saw that this NG was
nothing more than a place for a bunch of preteens misbehaving and
occasionally having an accident in their Huggies. The same group is
trying to turn another place into the same.

It is indeed amazing to see grown men acting up like that.

HK June 27th 08 10:12 PM

When launching your boat...
 
JimH wrote:
On Jun 27, 4:37 pm, HK wrote:
JimH wrote:
sigh
Good going John. Your troll was an obvious attempt to improve the
tone of this NG.

It should be obvious that buttwipes like Herring, Loogy, BAR, Reggie,
Florida Jim, and a couple of others are the know-nothing low-lifes of
rec.boats.


After seeing that Tom was not man enough to apologize to me and then
had the balls to throw insults towards me I saw that this NG was
nothing more than a place for a bunch of preteens misbehaving and
occasionally having an accident in their Huggies. The same group is
trying to turn another place into the same.

It is indeed amazing to see grown men acting up like that.



Tom is a knowledgeable clown. He works at the clown part. He's better
than ok.



"Herring, Loogy, BAR, Reggie, Florida Jim, and a couple of others are
the know-nothing low-lifes of rec.boats."

Have you ever seen a post from Herring, Loogy, BAR, Reggie, et cetera,
that indicates any genuine knowledge of boat handling?

I haven't.

John H.[_4_] June 27th 08 10:17 PM

When launching your boat...
 
On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:57:55 -0400, wrote:

On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:10:53 -0400, HK wrote:

wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:33:36 -0400, HK wrote:

I suppose it doesn't matter much what happens when one launches a
beat-up, clapped-out, old redneck boat as you claim to own. I like to
keep my boats in "as new" condition.

Hey, what's wrong with a beat up, clapped out old redneck boat?
I'm a beat up clapped out old redneck, what other kind of boat would I
have?

It sure does keep my cost of boating down to a reasonable number so I
actually get to use my boat. My ratio of use to maintenance is about
98%



There's nothing wrong with any boat that works for its owner.


I can't argue with that. A boat's central purpose is to get out on the
water and get back safely. All the status symbol and penis enlarging
aspects are options some can live without.


gfretwell, is your name 'John', or do you just get random assinine posts
from trolls occasionally. I notice you had the sense to disregard it.

JimH[_2_] June 27th 08 10:19 PM

When launching your boat...
 
On Jun 27, 5:17*pm, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:57:55 -0400, wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:10:53 -0400, HK wrote:


wrote:
On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:33:36 -0400, HK wrote:


I suppose it doesn't matter much what happens when one launches a
beat-up, clapped-out, old redneck boat as you claim to own. I like to
keep my boats in "as new" condition.


Hey, what's wrong with a beat up, clapped out old redneck boat?
I'm a beat up clapped out old redneck, what other kind of boat would I
have?


It sure does keep my cost of boating down to a reasonable number so I
actually get to use my boat. My ratio of use to maintenance is about
98%


There's nothing wrong with any boat that works for its owner.


I can't argue with that. A boat's central purpose is to get out on the
water and get back safely. All the status symbol and penis enlarging
aspects are options some can live without.


gfretwell, is your name 'John', or do you just get random assinine posts
from trolls occasionally. I notice you had the sense to disregard it.


You forgot to address your post to Loogy and FLA Jim. ;-)

Reginald P. Smithers III[_9_] June 27th 08 10:59 PM

When launching your boat...
 
JimH wrote:
On Jun 27, 4:37 pm, HK wrote:
JimH wrote:
sigh
Good going John. Your troll was an obvious attempt to improve the
tone of this NG.

It should be obvious that buttwipes like Herring, Loogy, BAR, Reggie,
Florida Jim, and a couple of others are the know-nothing low-lifes of
rec.boats.


After seeing that Tom was not man enough to apologize to me and then
had the balls to throw insults towards me


I missed that post, what did he say?

John H.[_4_] June 27th 08 11:22 PM

When launching your boat...
 
On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:59:23 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is
Here wrote:

JimH wrote:
On Jun 27, 4:37 pm, HK wrote:
JimH wrote:
sigh
Good going John. Your troll was an obvious attempt to improve the
tone of this NG.
It should be obvious that buttwipes like Herring, Loogy, BAR, Reggie,
Florida Jim, and a couple of others are the know-nothing low-lifes of
rec.boats.


After seeing that Tom was not man enough to apologize to me and then
had the balls to throw insults towards me


I missed that post, what did he say?


It was rather like Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. You know....classical.


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