Obama Converts to Judaism, Changes Middle Name to Murray
 

Obama Converts to Judaism
Bold Attempt to Settle Religion Issue

Buffeted by criticism of his controversial Christian pastor while
continuing to quell rumors that he is a Muslim, Sen. Barack Obama
(D-Ill) took a bold step today to settle questions about his religious
faith once and for all.

“I am converting to Judaism, effective immediately,” Mr. Obama told
reporters at a press conference in Scarsdale, New York, adding that he
would change his middle name from “Hussein” to “Murray.”

As a sign of commitment to his new faith, the Illinois Senator said that
he anticipated being Bar Mitzvahed sometime between now and the crucial
Pennsylvania primary and that he would no longer campaign on Saturdays.

In a subtle sign of the shift in his religious affiliation, Mr. Obama’s
signature catchphrase “Yes, we can,” was nowhere to be found in his
speech, replaced instead by “L’Chaim.”

While some political observers praised Mr. Obama’s conversion to Judaism
as a shrewd tactic to put the issue of his religious identity to rest,
the move raised the ire of one of his harshest critics, former Rep.
Geradline Ferraro.

“Barack Murray Obama wouldn’t be in the position he’s in if he wasn’t
Jewish,” said Ms. Ferraro to herself.

Andy Borowitz (of course!)