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D.Duck[_2_] February 22nd 08 11:56 PM

A great letter...
 

wrote in message
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On Feb 22, 6:37 pm, "D.Duck" wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in
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On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:49:30 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:


"John H." wrote in message
. ..
On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:46:01 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:


On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:49:14 -0500, John H.
wrote:


On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:34:43 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie
is
Here wrote:


Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:46:52 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:


Yeah, but they really do have the best Omelets and Hash Browns in
the
world.


No, no, no...


Bob Evans has the best omelets in the world.


The best hashbrowns in the world are done at Ma Frosty's in East
Putnam, CT.


Yeah, well is Bob Evans featured in the Food Network list of best
omelet
recipes?


http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/reci...OOD_9936_25746...


and is Ma Frosty's hash browns featured in Food Network


http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/reci...OOD_9936_25747...


All I have to say is : "Game, Set and Match".


;)


I bet there really isn't a Ma Frosty anyway


They left out the pepperoni, green peppers, and onions, and the
homemade
pizza sauce. A little Italian sausage would be good in it too.


If anybody ever needs definitive proof that you were in the Army, this
is it. :)


What do Marines put in omelets? Tofu? Bean Sprouts? Gorgonzola puree?


Ground glass and finishing nails. 8-)


Ground glass?


Broken glass - big chunks of it.


And ten penny nails with chopped up steel belted rubber tires.


That's an omelet.


BTW, do those "chunks" come from broken "jar" heads?- Hide quoted text -

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I still remember a news conference just after the Marines took a few
thunder runs though Baghdad in the begining of the war. Some silly
reporter asked a Marine commander "what do the US Marines actually
do?" The General took a second to consider the question and answered
"We break things. We go in and break stuff so they can't use it
against us". "Then the army comes in and holds the ground"...;)

I remember that one, good answer.



jps February 23rd 08 12:07 AM

A great letter...
 
Fascism, modern political ideology that seeks to regenerate the
social, economic, and cultural life of a country by basing it on a
heightened sense of national belonging or ethnic identity. Fascism
rejects liberal ideas such as freedom and individual rights, and often
presses for the destruction of elections, legislatures, and other
elements of democracy. Despite the idealistic goals of fascism,
attempts to build fascist societies have led to wars and persecutions
that caused millions of deaths. As a result, fascism is strongly
associated with right-wing fanaticism, racism, totalitarianism, and
violence.

Think I'll stick with the conservative Republicans. If I went for the
Democrats' line, I might be mistaken for a fascist.


Really? You think the neocon's permanent Republican majority would be
good for America?

Do you still have a job? I hope for damend sure you're a Christian
who abhors gay sex and shudders at the thought of gay marriage. You
should let your wife know that her womb is state property until she
gives birth to the child which will immediately be obligated to pull
itself up by the bootstraps and start paying off their portion of an
unfreakin' believable tax bill to repay money and interest we've
borrowed from the Chinese to prevent the rich from having to pay
anymore taxes than the average secretary.

Conservative by what measure? Foolish you.

Bush and his cronies are radicals who couldn't care less if they
bankrupted the country and shipped every ****ing middle-class job
overseas as long as their little comfy lives aren't disturbed.

Enjoy your party if you're stupid enough to be a member.

jps

Tim February 23rd 08 12:16 AM

A great letter...
 
On Feb 22, 1:10*am, jps wrote:
On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:46:13 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

Yes with "all things considered" they must keep things "fair and
balanced"


Wow, comparing public radio with Faux News.


No, just a play on phrases. Sorry if you couln't figure that out.

*Former White House press secretary Tony Snow has just gone to work
for Bill O'Liely. *


So?

What a joke.


What joke?


Tim February 23rd 08 12:17 AM

A great letter...
 
On Feb 22, 4:37*am, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here
wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Feb 21, 7:35 am, wrote:
On Feb 21, 7:04 am, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here


wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:25:49 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:
NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EAT A CORN FRITTER WITH SYRUP. *
NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EAT A CORN FRITTER WITHOUT SYRUP!
Disgusting things - need something to wash 'em down with.
You let them dry out and use them to catch crappy
Crappie. *Crappy is what you get eating corn fritters without syrup..
.
Now I understand why they won't let you move to SC. *You probably also
want to put sugar on your grits. *;)
By the way, have you eaten at a Waffle House yet? *If not, that is a
must do when you are in SC. *Order a Ham and Cheese Omelet, with Hash
Browns Scattered, Covered, Chunked, and Peppered. *You can feel your
veins clogging as you eat.
Also you have to take a trip to Piggie Park.
Oh, and my wife's cousin came for a visit, he's from CA and now lives
in DC. I took himi to Waffle House, showed him the Waffle House music
on the jukebox, and we sat at the counter so he could watch the
waitress yell orders to the cook and watch the cook sling the food! My
wife asked him later that evening how he liked WH and he said it was
kind of like a hillbilly Benihana!!!- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I was in a Waffle Houst just outside of Knoxville Tn. and I swear the
place looked about liek every other WH. A trip back to the 70's and
the staff looked and acted just like the crew in Mel's Diner.


amazing!


How many teeth do you think the total staff had? *I have always thought
a team of 6 might have a complete set of teeth between all of them.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


don't know Reg., but you may have them confused over a hockey team.

Tim February 23rd 08 12:18 AM

A great letter...
 
On Feb 22, 7:18*am, JG2U wrote:
On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:07:01 -0800, jps wrote:
On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:03:02 -0500, JG2U wrote:


On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:29:19 -0800, jps wrote:


On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:26:10 -0500, JG2U wrote:


On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:22:57 -0800, jps wrote:


On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:55:31 -0500, John H.
wrote:


from an otherwise not well known source, The Aspen Times:


http://tinyurl.com/36nrxx


He could have left off the part about Hillary, and the country would have
understood his message anyway.


A friend of mine, *lifelong Republican, sent me the link to this same
article the other day -- he was astonished that anything this stupid
would be published. *"Only in America" were his words.


I explained to him that the Aspen Times was likely targeted at
construction workers and maids and not to worry. *


Unfortunately, the intenet makes distribution of crap like this widely
available -- mostly by agents of intolerance, as they'd be termed by
John McCain.


jps


Oh, I get it. *Construction workers and maids aren't "angry white
men', but rather primarily "non-white" and undocumented. *So by
printing this letter in a forum aimed at them that will get them all
fired up against those "angry white men".


What a clever, underhanded way for the libs to fire up their base.
Just another service of the "liberal media". *:-


If your wife were a construction worker and you were a maid, you'd be
an angry white man too. *And everything's the fault of the liberal
media. *But I really don't get how the hell The Onion got to be so
damned powerful. *


Too? *I didn't realize you were describing your personal situation.
Oh.


Everything's upside down. *Hell, the ACLU is defending perverted
Republicans (as if perverted was a distinction I needed make).


Great! *They've been defending perverted Dems (as if *that* modifier
is needed!) for years. *It's about time they spread some of that
lovin'.


Jeez, been missing all the married *Dems being busted for pedafilia,
gay solicitation and long term relationships with *prostitutes. *I
guess the corporate media hasn't been reporting on them, eh?


Pervertion seems to be the exclusive bastion of the Republican party,
not to mention being sanctamonious fake Christians.


jps


That article/letter is no different than the hateful, intolerant
message you're preaching against conservative Christians. *It's just a
different chapter out of the same old book.- Hide quoted text -

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agreed.

Tim February 23rd 08 12:18 AM

A great letter...
 
On Feb 22, 7:43*am, wrote:
On Feb 22, 5:37*am, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here





wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Feb 21, 7:35 am, wrote:
On Feb 21, 7:04 am, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here


wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:25:49 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:
NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EAT A CORN FRITTER WITH SYRUP. *
NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EAT A CORN FRITTER WITHOUT SYRUP!
Disgusting things - need something to wash 'em down with.
You let them dry out and use them to catch crappy
Crappie. *Crappy is what you get eating corn fritters without syrup.
.
Now I understand why they won't let you move to SC. *You probably also
want to put sugar on your grits. *;)
By the way, have you eaten at a Waffle House yet? *If not, that is a
must do when you are in SC. *Order a Ham and Cheese Omelet, with Hash
Browns Scattered, Covered, Chunked, and Peppered. *You can feel your
veins clogging as you eat.
Also you have to take a trip to Piggie Park.
Oh, and my wife's cousin came for a visit, he's from CA and now lives
in DC. I took himi to Waffle House, showed him the Waffle House music
on the jukebox, and we sat at the counter so he could watch the
waitress yell orders to the cook and watch the cook sling the food! My
wife asked him later that evening how he liked WH and he said it was
kind of like a hillbilly Benihana!!!- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I was in a Waffle Houst just outside of Knoxville Tn. and I swear the
place looked about liek every other WH. A trip back to the 70's and
the staff looked and acted just like the crew in Mel's Diner.


amazing!


How many teeth do you think the total staff had? *I have always thought
a team of 6 might have a complete set of teeth between all of them.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


You know you're a redneck when you go to a wedding reception at Waffle
House!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


LOL!

HK February 23rd 08 12:23 AM

A great letter...
 
Tim wrote:
On Feb 22, 4:37 am, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here
wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Feb 21, 7:35 am, wrote:
On Feb 21, 7:04 am, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here
wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:25:49 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:
NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EAT A CORN FRITTER WITH SYRUP.
NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EAT A CORN FRITTER WITHOUT SYRUP!
Disgusting things - need something to wash 'em down with.
You let them dry out and use them to catch crappy
Crappie. Crappy is what you get eating corn fritters without syrup.
.
Now I understand why they won't let you move to SC. You probably also
want to put sugar on your grits. ;)
By the way, have you eaten at a Waffle House yet? If not, that is a
must do when you are in SC. Order a Ham and Cheese Omelet, with Hash
Browns Scattered, Covered, Chunked, and Peppered. You can feel your
veins clogging as you eat.
Also you have to take a trip to Piggie Park.
Oh, and my wife's cousin came for a visit, he's from CA and now lives
in DC. I took himi to Waffle House, showed him the Waffle House music
on the jukebox, and we sat at the counter so he could watch the
waitress yell orders to the cook and watch the cook sling the food! My
wife asked him later that evening how he liked WH and he said it was
kind of like a hillbilly Benihana!!!- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
I was in a Waffle Houst just outside of Knoxville Tn. and I swear the
place looked about liek every other WH. A trip back to the 70's and
the staff looked and acted just like the crew in Mel's Diner.
amazing!

How many teeth do you think the total staff had? I have always thought
a team of 6 might have a complete set of teeth between all of them.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


don't know Reg., but you may have them confused over a hockey team.



Somehow it is not surprising that "Reggie" would insult the
lower-income, badly educated women who work for low wages and miserable
tips at Waffle House.


Tim February 23rd 08 12:27 AM

A great letter...
 
On Feb 22, 8:02*am, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:
On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:59:49 -0500, John H.

wrote:
Bull****. I recognize intolerant trash. Put some up, and I'll show you.


Or, better yet, tell us which part(s) of the article you found to be
'intolerant trash'.


I was attacked by a trash can once.

Does that count?


But that was only after you staggered and stumbled into it.

Tim February 23rd 08 12:28 AM

A great letter...
 
On Feb 22, 8:05*am, HK wrote:
Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:46:52 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:


Yeah, but they really do have the best Omelets and Hash Browns in the
world.


No, no, no...


Bob Evans has the best omelets in the world.


Bob Evans? Good grief. Any decent non-franchise diner along the Boston
Post Road has better omelets than Bob Evans.


Most greasy spoons do!

BAR February 23rd 08 12:46 AM

A great letter...
 
D.Duck wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:49:30 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:

"John H." wrote in message
...
On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:46:01 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:49:14 -0500, John H.
wrote:

On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:34:43 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie
is
Here wrote:

Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:46:52 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III"
"Reggie is Here wrote:

Yeah, but they really do have the best Omelets and Hash Browns in
the
world.
No, no, no...

Bob Evans has the best omelets in the world.

The best hashbrowns in the world are done at Ma Frosty's in East
Putnam, CT.
Yeah, well is Bob Evans featured in the Food Network list of best
omelet
recipes?

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/reci..._25746,00.html

and is Ma Frosty's hash browns featured in Food Network

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/reci..._25747,00.html

All I have to say is : "Game, Set and Match".

;)

I bet there really isn't a Ma Frosty anyway
They left out the pepperoni, green peppers, and onions, and the
homemade
pizza sauce. A little Italian sausage would be good in it too.
If anybody ever needs definitive proof that you were in the Army, this
is it. :)
What do Marines put in omelets? Tofu? Bean Sprouts? Gorgonzola puree?
Ground glass and finishing nails. 8-)

Ground glass?

Broken glass - big chunks of it.

And ten penny nails with chopped up steel belted rubber tires.

That's an omelet.


I guess the mess hall menu has changed since my era. :-)



It's the new Corps :)



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