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Reginald P. Smithers III[_9_] February 21st 08 02:00 PM
Redneck feeshin' joke:
 
wrote:
On Feb 20, 5:02 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:34:34 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Feb 19, 9:27 pm, Tim wrote:
Say what you want about the south.
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently
with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for
its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those
fish?' 'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them
there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'
'Pet fish?'
'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let
'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back
into these here ice chests, and I take 'em home.'
'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the
truth, Mr. Gubbmint Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'
'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'
'Well, what?', says the redneck.
The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'
'Call who back?'
'The FISH', replied the warden!
'What fish?', replied the redneck.
Moral of the story: Rednecks may not be as smart as some city folks,
but they ain't as dumb as some people think.
I don't hold much respect for anybody who stereotypes, regardless of
whom they are stereotyping. Here's a fact. The Atanta metro area has
more college graduates per capita that almost anywhere in the U.S.
All originally from somewhere else!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

What makes you think that? The University of Georgia is the oldest
state chartered university in the United States. Georgia Tech was
established in 1855, Georgia state university in 1913. If you look at
the demographics of those schools, you'll see that they are
predominately and overwhelmingly attended by Georgians.

UGA was established in 1785, it is the first and oldest STATE charted
school.

[email protected] February 22nd 08 03:09 PM
Redneck feeshin' joke:
 
On Feb 21, 9:00*am, "Reginald P. Smithers III" "Reggie is Here
wrote:
wrote:
On Feb 20, 5:02 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:34:34 -0800 (PST), wrote:
On Feb 19, 9:27 pm, Tim wrote:
Say what you want about the south.
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently
with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for
its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those
fish?' 'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them
there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'
'Pet fish?'
'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let
'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back
into these here ice chests, and I take 'em home.'
'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the
truth, Mr. Gubbmint Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'
'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
* After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'
'Well, what?', says the redneck.
The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'
'Call who back?'
'The FISH', replied the warden!
'What fish?', replied the redneck.
Moral of the story: Rednecks may not be as smart as some city folks,
but they ain't as dumb as some people think.
I don't hold much respect for anybody who stereotypes, regardless of
whom they are stereotyping. Here's a fact. The Atanta metro area has
more college graduates per capita that almost anywhere in the U.S.
All originally from somewhere else!- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

What makes you think that? The University of Georgia is the oldest
state chartered university in the United States. Georgia Tech was
established in 1855, Georgia state university in 1913. If you look at
the demographics of those schools, you'll see that they are
predominately and overwhelmingly attended by Georgians.

UGA was established in 1785, it is the first and oldest STATE charted
school.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

That's what I said........


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