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Jim January 30th 08 12:21 PM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 
http://i27.tinypic.com/b8jlfb.jpg
For home defense. Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling, otherwise
birdshot.


HK January 30th 08 02:01 PM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 
Jim wrote:
http://i27.tinypic.com/b8jlfb.jpg
For home defense. Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling, otherwise
birdshot.



D'oh. I didn't buy my Beretta shotgun for "home defense." I also don't
"shoot around corners," as you seem wont to do.



--
George W. Bush - Worst President Ever, to the very last minute of the
very last day of his term.

Jim January 30th 08 02:08 PM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 

"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Jim wrote:
http://i27.tinypic.com/b8jlfb.jpg
For home defense. Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling, otherwise
birdshot.



D'oh. I didn't buy my Beretta shotgun for "home defense." I also don't
"shoot around corners," as you seem wont to do.



--
George W. Bush - Worst President Ever, to the very last minute of the very
last day of his term.


Oh yes. I forgot. You love to kill harmless tree stumps.


HK January 30th 08 02:20 PM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Jim wrote:
http://i27.tinypic.com/b8jlfb.jpg
For home defense. Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling, otherwise
birdshot.



D'oh. I didn't buy my Beretta shotgun for "home defense." I also don't
"shoot around corners," as you seem wont to do.



--
George W. Bush - Worst President Ever, to the very last minute of the
very last day of his term.


Oh yes. I forgot. You love to kill harmless tree stumps.




That's right, and empty beer and soda cans, too. Also clays, paper
targets, and other worthless inanimate objects. Yep, I shoot this sorta
stuff for fun. But I don't shoot critters.

What do you shoot off, besides your mouth?

BAR January 30th 08 02:43 PM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 
Jim wrote:
http://i27.tinypic.com/b8jlfb.jpg
For home defense. Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling, otherwise
birdshot.


If you fire any magnum slugs with that gun it will hurt you.

BAR January 30th 08 02:43 PM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Jim wrote:
http://i27.tinypic.com/b8jlfb.jpg
For home defense. Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling, otherwise
birdshot.



D'oh. I didn't buy my Beretta shotgun for "home defense." I also don't
"shoot around corners," as you seem wont to do.



--
George W. Bush - Worst President Ever, to the very last minute of the
very last day of his term.


Oh yes. I forgot. You love to kill harmless tree stumps.


Harmless drunk tree stumps.


HK January 30th 08 02:46 PM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 
BAR wrote:
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Jim wrote:
http://i27.tinypic.com/b8jlfb.jpg
For home defense. Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling,
otherwise birdshot.


D'oh. I didn't buy my Beretta shotgun for "home defense." I also don't
"shoot around corners," as you seem wont to do.



--
George W. Bush - Worst President Ever, to the very last minute of the
very last day of his term.


Oh yes. I forgot. You love to kill harmless tree stumps.


Harmless drunk tree stumps.


It helps with their pain.

HK January 30th 08 04:38 PM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 
wrote:
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:21:49 -0500, "Jim"
wrote:

Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling, otherwise
birdshot.


At the distances you will shoot at in a home it really doesn't make
much difference. The pattern from a cylinder bore is still going to be
the size of the palm of your hand in a room.


Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!




Tim January 30th 08 05:02 PM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 
Well Harry, if you ever decide (and I know you won't) to break into my
home at night you'l probably find out very quickly how effective
"shooting around corners" will be.

HK wrote:
Jim wrote:
http://i27.tinypic.com/b8jlfb.jpg
For home defense. Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling, otherwise
birdshot.



D'oh. I didn't buy my Beretta shotgun for "home defense." I also don't
"shoot around corners," as you seem wont to do.



--
George W. Bush - Worst President Ever, to the very last minute of the
very last day of his term.


Calif Bill January 30th 08 09:30 PM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 

"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:

"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Jim wrote:
http://i27.tinypic.com/b8jlfb.jpg
For home defense. Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling, otherwise
birdshot.


D'oh. I didn't buy my Beretta shotgun for "home defense." I also don't
"shoot around corners," as you seem wont to do.



--
George W. Bush - Worst President Ever, to the very last minute of the
very last day of his term.


Oh yes. I forgot. You love to kill harmless tree stumps.




That's right, and empty beer and soda cans, too. Also clays, paper
targets, and other worthless inanimate objects. Yep, I shoot this sorta
stuff for fun. But I don't shoot critters.

What do you shoot off, besides your mouth?


Yup, leave all that lead out there to poison the enviroment and local birds.



HK January 30th 08 09:33 PM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 
Calif Bill wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Jim wrote:
http://i27.tinypic.com/b8jlfb.jpg
For home defense. Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling, otherwise
birdshot.

D'oh. I didn't buy my Beretta shotgun for "home defense." I also don't
"shoot around corners," as you seem wont to do.



--
George W. Bush - Worst President Ever, to the very last minute of the
very last day of his term.
Oh yes. I forgot. You love to kill harmless tree stumps.



That's right, and empty beer and soda cans, too. Also clays, paper
targets, and other worthless inanimate objects. Yep, I shoot this sorta
stuff for fun. But I don't shoot critters.

What do you shoot off, besides your mouth?


Yup, leave all that lead out there to poison the enviroment and local birds.




Not any more. Steel shot.

Calif Bill January 31st 08 01:48 AM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 

"HK" wrote in message
...
Calif Bill wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Jim wrote:
http://i27.tinypic.com/b8jlfb.jpg
For home defense. Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling, otherwise
birdshot.

D'oh. I didn't buy my Beretta shotgun for "home defense." I also don't
"shoot around corners," as you seem wont to do.



--
George W. Bush - Worst President Ever, to the very last minute of the
very last day of his term.
Oh yes. I forgot. You love to kill harmless tree stumps.


That's right, and empty beer and soda cans, too. Also clays, paper
targets, and other worthless inanimate objects. Yep, I shoot this sorta
stuff for fun. But I don't shoot critters.

What do you shoot off, besides your mouth?


Yup, leave all that lead out there to poison the enviroment and local
birds.



Not any more. Steel shot.


Steel 9mm?



HK January 31st 08 02:12 AM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 
Calif Bill wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Calif Bill wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Jim wrote:
http://i27.tinypic.com/b8jlfb.jpg
For home defense. Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling, otherwise
birdshot.
D'oh. I didn't buy my Beretta shotgun for "home defense." I also don't
"shoot around corners," as you seem wont to do.



--
George W. Bush - Worst President Ever, to the very last minute of the
very last day of his term.
Oh yes. I forgot. You love to kill harmless tree stumps.

That's right, and empty beer and soda cans, too. Also clays, paper
targets, and other worthless inanimate objects. Yep, I shoot this sorta
stuff for fun. But I don't shoot critters.

What do you shoot off, besides your mouth?
Yup, leave all that lead out there to poison the enviroment and local
birds.


Not any more. Steel shot.


Steel 9mm?




We were discussing shotguns.

Calif Bill January 31st 08 04:08 AM

Here's what Harry should have bought
 

"HK" wrote in message
...
Calif Bill wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Calif Bill wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
...
Jim wrote:
"HK" wrote in message
. ..
Jim wrote:
http://i27.tinypic.com/b8jlfb.jpg
For home defense. Use buckshot, if you are into remodeling,
otherwise birdshot.
D'oh. I didn't buy my Beretta shotgun for "home defense." I also
don't
"shoot around corners," as you seem wont to do.



--
George W. Bush - Worst President Ever, to the very last minute of
the very last day of his term.
Oh yes. I forgot. You love to kill harmless tree stumps.

That's right, and empty beer and soda cans, too. Also clays, paper
targets, and other worthless inanimate objects. Yep, I shoot this
sorta stuff for fun. But I don't shoot critters.

What do you shoot off, besides your mouth?
Yup, leave all that lead out there to poison the enviroment and local
birds.

Not any more. Steel shot.


Steel 9mm?



We were discussing shotguns.


Nope, had morphed to lead in the inviroment.




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